12.Neden Game
Voice of host：lets meet contestant number one hes a
skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy
smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon, whats
your question for
Er 1？
Sharon：number 1, i belive first impressions last forever if u
were to eat dinner with me and my
Family, how would you make it last forever？
Hmm well lets see id have to think about it i might show up in a
tux ha! but i doubt it id probably just show up naked like i
always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
hurry
Itch im hungry i smell spaghetti, i pinch her loopy ass and tell
her get the food ready your dad would probably start trippin,
and get me pissed, id have to walk up and bust him in the fuckin
li
Ts dinnertime! were hearin grace from your mother i pull a forty
out and pour some for your little brother im steady starin at
your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13 she got some
big
! after that, your dad would try to jump again, but only this
time id put the 40 to his chin after your
Mom dies the dishes and the silverware, id dry fuck her till i
nut in my underwear
~~~applause~~~
Host： now lets meet contestant number 2 hes a psychopathic
deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he says
women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your question...
Sharon： i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion a
man who expresses himself in his own special way number 2, if u
were to fall in love with me, how would you show me that you
care？
First thing, i could never love you, you sound like a witchy
bitch yo fuck you!! but if i did, id probably show you that i
care by takin all these mutha fuckas outta here id go through
your phon
K, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break
his fuckin jaw (what!!？？) anyone that looked at you would have
to pay, id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day id grab your
titties
Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both
spring up in your face id sing love songs to ya the best i can
get ya naked and hit it like a cave man!! we go to tha beach and
walk
Ugh the sand i throw a little in your face and say im just
playin as you spit it all out, i rub your back, and grab your
underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
Host： well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
overflowing with sensitivity, sharon its a tough choice so far,
sharon lets have your last question to find out whos gonna have
the rights t
R neden
Sharon： ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me
at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention
and what would your pick up line be who ever'sthe smoothest
wins!!
First, id sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that i cant believe
how fuckin fat you are id say i like the way you make your
titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like
ricki lake
Fuck that!! youd be jackin me quick, id order you a drink , and
stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a
crowded place, id simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face
Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that shes fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, i got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant
number two hes mad whack, i walked in a barn, and there he was,
standin up on a bucket hooough tryin to fuck it it was big
fuckin
Ly ass farm llama
Damn dawg!! how ya gonna diss your mama？？
~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~
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